Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Birthdays Are Like Sex

£3.59 GBP

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Let’s be honest — aging is hilarious. This brutally honest and belly-laugh-worthy birthday card is perfect for anyone who’s not afraid to laugh at the cruel realities of growing older. Featuring the quote:

“Birthdays are like sex — fun when you’re young, now mostly disappointing and over too quickly.”

This card delivers just the right mix of sarcasm, sass, and adult humour — ideal for friends, siblings, partners, or that colleague who appreciates a filthy giggle on their special day.

Blank inside
Regular size: 105 x 148mm
Large size: 148 x 210mm
Envelope: White
Printed in the UK on high-quality 300gsm Matte card

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